“Such remarks don’t bear scrutiny. Did I actually say that? I do remember saying once that maybe the greatest female novelist in English was Constance Garnett. Sometimes I try to lighten the gloom of discussions but I notice that no one laughs. Instead you see a few people writing down the name.”
— Elizabeth Hardwick
Related, though different: “The Translation Wars,” by David Remnick, “Tolstoy translated,” by Rosamund Bartlett, and “A Singular Woman,” by Hilton Als.
“Bloomsbury is . . . like one of those ponds on a private estate from which all of the trout have been scooped out for the season. It is not a natural place for fish, but rather a water stocked for the fisherman so that he may not cast his line in vain. . . . To see the word “Ottoline” on a page, in a letter, gives me the sense of continual defeat, as if I had gone to a party and found an enemy attending the bar.”
— Hardwick in “Bloomsbury and Virginia Woolf”
“Attending the bar”… And thus we see the source for “bartender.” Makes sense immediately on seeing it, but I never thought about it before.
Hardwick enjoyed teaching; she finds it annoying that so many writers complain about their teaching responsibilities. “There’s nothing to it,” she told me. “You just go in and do your rap. The thing you get bored with is that you have so few ideas.”
— “A Singular Woman”
A paean to Los Angeles that somehow gets it.
“No matter what you do in L.A., your behavior is appropriate for the city. Los Angeles has no assumed correct mode of use.”
Finger-gesture-pattern lock screens: A lot of people choose from a very small set of possible choices. Learn the six most common, or so, and you’ll be able to unlock most phones that use them.
This makes TouchID — one of the few features that I liked about my iPhone 5s — all the more secure, since it reads your fingerprint.
(h/t Mr. Gruber)
Number of Ashley Madison logins reported to have a .gov or .mil email address: 15,000
Number of govt employees eligible for such addresses, Fed, state, local, military, civilian: 23,185,000
Percentage of govt employees who didn’t bother with Ashley Madison using a work address: 99.94
Bud Yorkin died. He’s most famous for his long partnership with Norman Lear, which brought us All In the Family, The Jeffersons, and other TV series. But he’ll always have a fond space in my heart for when I saw The Thief Who Came to Dinner, which he directed and produced.
I was 11 then, and we lived in Upland, California. The local theater tended to do double-features, and my hazy memory is that Thief was on a bill with The Poseidon Adventure. But the dashing computer nerd, stealing jewelry while sneaking in to use his old employer’s mainframe to tie the local chess columnist in knots (the lead character always left a chess piece and a move, you see), left a deep impression.
It was a heck of a little movie, really. Henry Mancini did the score, and the cast was remarkably deep: Ryan O’Neal, Jacqueline Bisset, Warren Oates, Ned Beatty, Gregory Sierra, Jill Clayburgh, Austin Pendleton, Michael Murphy, John Hillerman.
CNN is running the 2013 documentary, Évocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie. I have no idea if it’s in it, but I remember seeing an interview with Downey where he said, “I never lose my temper. I always know exactly where it is.”