Borrowed from our friends David Levine and Kate Yule. It’s a line from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Indy: Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?
Sallah (peering into the tomb): Asps. Very dangerous. (pause) You go first.

Usage:

“That rhino snot pie on the menu looks interesting.”
”Asps.”

(Kate died in 2016. We miss her a lot.)