Heinlein, Class on Orders

โ€œOne of the more interesting and thought-provoking courses given at the Academy was the class in writing ordersโ€”the most useful English Department course Heinlein ever got. Each midshipman was given a tactical situation for which he had to write an operations order. Then everyone in the class would pick it apart, trying to find a way to misunderstand the order. This process was called โ€œMajor-Browning,โ€ after an officer in General Ulysses S. Grantโ€™s Civil War staff, whose sole duty was to misunderstand Grantโ€™s orders. If the order got by Major Brown, Grant okayed it for release. At Annapolis, the Major-Brown test was pass-fail: if anyone could colorably misunderstand the order, the midshipman got a zero mark for the day. This process, with its panic-making incentive, โ€œgave me a life-time respect for exact meaning of words and clarity of construction of sentences.โ€โ€

โ€” William Patterson, In Dialogue With His Century, Chapter 6

(This has got to be in one of Heinleinโ€™s novels, because I knew this story long before I ever read Patterson. I just canโ€™t remember which one. Comment below โ€” preferably with a citation โ€” if you know which one.)

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