How to not make money in the movies

The title says it all: “How Zyzzyx Road only grossed $30.00.”
TL;DR —

Zyzzyx ran for seven days at Dallas’ Highland Park Village Theater, with a single screening each day at noon. When it closed, exactly six people had gone to see it, for a total gross of, yes, $30.

I was talking to a friend who works intricately in entertainment, and they say this wouldn’t be regarded as “released” today (unlike its 2006 run) as one now needs a minimum of 10 theaters. Possibly because of this film. So it’s unlikely ever to be… well, “surpassed” seems the wrong word. “Displaced”? — from this curious record.

The N&N Practice Gymnasium

Pomona College, my alma mater, has finally gotten around to acknowledging the acumen and skill of Nancy Breitenstein, the coach of the women’s basketball team while I was a student there. They’ve named the N&N Practice Gymnasium after her and her assistant coach, Nellie Morrison.

Here’s a piece I wrote about Breitenstein and her record while I was there, especially compared to the men’s coach, Gregg Popovich.

“It’s my manner, sir.”

Lexicon. Only mine. From the movie Lawrence of Arabia:

Lawrence: Good morning, sir.
General Murray: Salute! (Lawrence salutes, in an offhand gesture) If you’re insubordinate of me, Lawrence, I shall put you under arrest!
Lawrence: It’s my manner, sir.
General Murray: (flatly) Your what?
Lawrence: My manner, sir. It looks insubordinate, but it isn’t, really.
General Murray: You know, I can’t make out whether you’re bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted.
Lawrence: I have the same problem, sir.