Archive.org Movies

It’s somewhat amazing what one can find in the Archive.org site these days. Lately I’ve been stumbling on full movies. Here are some examples (subject to changes and additions):

Berlin: Symphony of a Great City, 1927
Man With a Movie Camera, 1929
Harvey, 1950
The Grand Budapest Hotel, 2014

Akira Kurosawa:
Seven Samurai (Shichinin no samurai), 1954
The Bad Sleep Well (Warui yatsu hodo yoku nemuru), 1960

(Tony Zhou, “The Bad Sleep Well (1960) – The Geometry of a Scene”)
(Tony Zhou, “Akira Kurosawa – Composing Movement”)
(Tony Zhou’s “Every Frame a Painting” account on YouTube)

Hence the fucking name

From Denis Leary’s 1997 comedic routine/record/video Lock ‘N Load. Lexicon. Re-worked from the original (“You took the donut, you dunked it in coffee. Thus the fucking title of the place!”), as he explains why Dunkin Donuts is called that.

Used when it can explain a tautology:

“Turns out Hal’s Tavern is owned by a guy named Hal.”
”Hence the fucking name.”

(YouTube isn’t letting me embed any of the many videos with his Lock ‘N Load “Coffee” segment. Hence the fucking link. [see?] Not sure why the curly quote algorithm is broken in that line above, but I’m out of spoons for what I thought would be a quick entry.)

How to not make money in the movies

The title says it all: “How Zyzzyx Road only grossed $30.00.”
TL;DR —

Zyzzyx ran for seven days at Dallas’ Highland Park Village Theater, with a single screening each day at noon. When it closed, exactly six people had gone to see it, for a total gross of, yes, $30.

I was talking to a friend who works intricately in entertainment, and they say this wouldn’t be regarded as “released” today (unlike its 2006 run) as one now needs a minimum of 10 theaters. Possibly because of this film. So it’s unlikely ever to be… well, “surpassed” seems the wrong word. “Displaced”? — from this curious record.